Horse Outside

I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
so what the f*** would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f*** your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f*** your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's f***in true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, f*** NCT
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the f***ers up and down and give them one of these

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f*** your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f*** your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the f***er round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like T�r na n�g
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f*** your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f*** your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside