Jack Sparrow

[INTRO]
Intercom: Guys Michael Bolton is here
Andy: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys
All: Hey thanks for coming.
Andy: How�s it goin�?
Michael: I�m really sorry I�m late I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon�have you seen those things?
All: Oh yeah, those are great.
Michael: Well I listened to your track and I loved it, and I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you�re gonna really dig.
Andy: Oh wow, that�s great. You wanna just lay it down?
Michael: Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)

[ANDY]
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Michael: YEAH)
The night starts now
On track
The boys are back
The night starts now
The night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snappin� at the neck when we rollin� up (Michael: Rollin�up!)
Club front doors ain�t no holdin� up
Black card at the bar like I gives a f*** (Michael: Come on!)

[JORMA]
It�s The Lonely Island
Welcome to the set
Some fellas lookin� jealous
Play that back and get wet (Michael: YEAH YEAH)
??? at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot

[MICHAEL]
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (Andy: What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

[AKIVA]
Yeah, that was kinda weird but we�re back in the club
Buyin� out the bar so the groupies show us love (Michael: Keira Knightley!)
A fifth of ice man
I�m the top gunna
Heater on blast
I�m the number one stunna (Michael: Jack Sparrow!)

[ANDY]
Watch your girl because I ain�t your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and f*** you twice guy
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy when I�

(Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)

[MICHAEL]
One day he was born
He yearned for adventure (Andy: NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Jorma: Yeah)
??????
He�s the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Akiva: Yeah, we�ve seen the movie)

[ANDY]
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah

[MICHAEL]
Captain Jack (Andy: What?)
Johnny Depp (Andy: No)

[JORMA]
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c�mon

[MICHAEL]
Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)
Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)

[AKIVA]
Michael Bolton, we�re really gonna need you to focus up

[MICHAEL]
Roger that let me try it with another film (Andy: Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Andy: Not better)
Though I�m not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)
Okay, then I�m a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Akiva: Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin� mountains of cocaine (Andy: It doesn�t matter)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I�m reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
This is the tale!
Cool ??? flame
With Miami ???
European wife
Your coke is polluted
This whole town�s a pussy
Just waiting to get f***ed
Just waiting to get f***ed! (Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)