A Woman Like You

Last night, outta the blue
Driftin’ off to the evening news
You said \"Honey, what would you do
If you’d of never met me\"
I just laughed, said \"I don’t know,
But I could take a couple guesses though\"
And then tried to dig real deep,
Said, \"Darling honestly...

I’d do a lot more offshore fishin’
I’d probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I’d have never known your name
I’d still be driving that old green ‘Nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
I'd be a better football fan
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I’d be looking for a woman like you.\"

I could tell that got her attention
So I said, \"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention,
I wouldn’t trade a single day
For 100 years the other way.\"
She just smiled and rolled her eyes,
Cause she’s heard all of my lies
I said, \"C’mon on girl, seriously
If I hadn’t been so lucky, I’d be..

Shootin’ pool in my bachelor pad
Playing bass in my cover band
Restocking up cold Bud Light
For poker every Tuesday night, yeah
I’d have a dirt bike in the shed
And not one throw pillow on the bed
I’d keep my cash in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I’d be looking for a woman like you.\"

She knows what a mess I’d be if I didn’t have her here
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
\"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin’
And you make the best fried chicken
I got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound of your name
I might miss that old green ‘Nova
But I love watchin’ you do yoga
I’d take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man
Cause honestly I don’t know what I’d do
If I’d never met a woman like you!\"