I Couldn't Care Less

You ask me out bout your upcoming tattoo-I couldn´t care less.
You ask me if I like your new shoes-I couldn´t care less.
And everyone loves your new girlfriend, well, according to you.
But when I tell you bout this guy I met, suddenly you get upset
Monsieur would rather change the topic if it´s not all about you.

Oh shut up I couldn´t care less
I want to kick your ass
wearing ten-centimeter heels
Please shut up I couldn´t care less
Why, why, why don´t you have your own ideals?

You mention names from people I don´t know
so that I couldn´t care less
You saw this concert and that show- I couldn´t care less
You´re not talking big, no, so why don´t I care a bit more?
Why d´you admire all these people not worth to care for?
I see the things a bit different: you´re a would-be, she´s a whore

So shut up I couldn´t care less
I want to kick your ass
wearing ten-centimeter heels
Please shut up I couldn´t care less
Why, why, why don´t you have your own ideals?

And now you´re thinking why I´m writing this song then
Well I´m just running out of ideas

But I couldn´t care less
Why don´t you have your own ideals
Oh shut up I couldn´t care less
I want to kick your ass
wearing ten-centimeter heels
Please shut up I couldn´t care less
Why, why, why don´t you have your own ideals?