Hole In The Bottle

There are many people who drink in moderation
With no problems, social, moral, or medical
They have learned to enjoy liquor without letting it upset the functioning of their body and mind
It relaxes you, makes you more congenial
I just had one sip
This helps a gathering cheerful and friendly
It ain't my fault
So don't blame me
I swear I just came here to unwind and have one drink
The way it looks
Ain't what you think
This Cabernet has a way of vanishin' on me
There's a hole in the bottle
Leakin' all this wine
It's already empty and it ain't even suppertime
Honey, no, I don't miss him
In fact, it slipped my mind
There's a hole in the bottle of wine
I keep my cool
Play by all the rules
I swear ten minutes ago that bottle was full
I won't cry
About love gone wrong
'Cause tears would water down this ruby red I'm sippin' on
There's a hole in the bottle
Leakin' all this wine
It's already empty and it ain't even suppertime
Honey, no, I don't miss him
In fact, it slipped my mind
There's a hole in the bottle of wine
(Aw yeah)
I went and got a new one
'Cause the other one was broken
Now this one's halfway gone
And it's barely even open
There's a hole in the bottle (hole in the bottle)
Leakin' all this wine
It's already empty and it ain't even suppertime
Honey, no, I don't miss him
In fact, it slipped my mind
There's a hole in the bottle of wine
You may ask me where it's goin'
But I can't even find
The hole in the bottle of wine
She has abused her system and she's paying for it!