Elbow's Call For Help

LONDON, UK (Elbow.co.uk) - Elbow frontman Guy Garvey has lost his notebook containing lyrics to the Bury, UK band's next album.
Translation: If he can't find them, he won't remember them. If you know where the infamous notebook is, go to elbow's official web site, www.elbow.co.uk and fire them an e-mail.

A reward is being offered for the book's return. But won't the next album be reward enough? "I am sadder than a man who thought his girlfriend had given him a special chocolate gateau for his birthday, only to take a bite and discover it was baked donkey shit, and poisoned baked donkey shit at that," said Guy about the loss of his notebook.