New York, NY (Top40 Charts) Do not be afraid! Do not be alarmed! This is a message from the Dboy Broadcasting Corporation, on behalf of the Performance and Recreation Council.
Ahead of their upcoming UK presidential campaign, Dboy has seized the means of control at Wall of Sound PR, ushering in a new era of sonic ingenuity and creative control.
Without further ado, an introduction:
Dboy play rock and roll, as rock and roll is what matters. In such serious times of aesthetic and creative austerity, Dboy stay focused on one thing—your pleasure through movement and sound. As part of realising this ambition, Dboy is currently undergoing the laborious task of developing shock and awe through press and prose, so you don't have to.
Dboy's reign of collective joy begins, but never ends, with their Thirteen Point Manifesto to End Sonic Austerity, which is studied closely by a group of exceptional individuals who give the boy their time and their money, and in return receive the yellow ascots and the black masks of a modern free world defined by weirdness and love: the Dboy Scouts.
As Dboy takes over Wall of Sound PR, rest assured that the time has come to tear off the shackles of aesthetic austerity, and to prove love through the exploration of the sonic avenues that lead over and around the Fourth Wall.
Dboy is here and now.
Further to the previous message, Dboy will be embarking on a UK tour coming in May 2019, which will bring Dboy to those aching masses who are hungry for reprieve from dodgy day-to-day dealings, and eager for a new era of aesthetic ingenuity.
The dates have been hand-selected to correspond with the current needs of both the people and Dboy himself (or themselves, though there can only be one boy).
Dboy lands in Leeds to break ground on a new temple for the official order of Dboy Scouts, followed by movements to Newcastle, Glasgow, and Liverpool to collect earnings from book-breakers employed by the performance and recreational council.
Leaving Liverpool, the heroes who built the Fourth Wall will enjoy an extended stay in Brighton for The Great Escape Festival, showcasing both cloth and country to Scouts new and old. The rock and roll warship will move on to Aldershot, and then careen into East Anglia, where the boy will set up temporary reprieve on the River Wensum, and paint the ancient streets of Norwich yellow and red.
Finally, with both rhyme and reason, the performance and recreation council will bring the superconductors of love to Cardiff, to conclude their campaign of artistic necessity and aesthetic prowess. The poster below will outline key dates along the way.
Be Prepared To Show Your Love:
1. Above all, Dboy exists to bring in a new era of aesthetic ingenuity, and to break the cages promoting creative austerity. In doing so, they create rock and roll, for rock and roll is what matters.
2. The Official Dboy Scouts order are an international group of supporters, who have given Dboy their time and money in pursuit of a 'good' which extends national borders, or any other factors which separate and/or take away from human love.
3. Dboy defies subpar emotional cronyism, and creates a space in which the art of noise occupies all. In forfeiting personal identity, they give themselves to a greater good, which is designed to uplift, rather than tear down, and promote human luv to Scouts worldwide, regardless of age, sex, gender, preference, race, culture, or nationality.
