One Way Ticket

It was a dusty old night
and I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it

Tried advice telling me
I really should cool it
chewin my face off
talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
Thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to hell....

And Back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
If theyd seen me to join me for a couple of hits
And now my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs

Bad for a moment then you kick like a mule
Strangers would agree that it was rocket fuel
Several massive choking lines of glorius gak
Bought a one way ticket to hell...

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

[Sitar/effects]

Stick it up your f****n nose! (Woohoo! )

[Solo]

Holy coke(?) repeating myself, as if it isn't slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder
Wheels came off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell!