Zero to Euro (Board Game Parody of Zero to Hero)

This is a parody of Zero to Hero (from Hercules) about modern board games. Note: although 'euro' is a term for a specific type of modern board game, in this song I'm using it to encompass all of them (because it rhymes). Backing Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-wcDN_TqIo Lyrics: Bless my soul I have hit my goal Every type of game from stocks to area control Here I go I am such a pro Pick a random board game and it's something that I know I didn't play much Like zero, zero Now my collection's Chock full of Euros I know the games and I know the strats From zero to Euro in no time flat Zero to Euro just like that All I played Was just Old Maid and Candyland And my favorite game Was pretty lame Was pretty bland Monopoly and Parcheesi Just didn't fit the bill The Game of Life and Sorry Left me feeling rather unfulfilled Now I’ve found All the games around New, and highly rated My collection will astound I can play Every night and day With my friends, my partner, Strangers, and my family Now I can post in all the forums And I will never die from boredom I see the games when they premiere From zero to Euro in just a year Zero to Euro, let’s have a beer! What started up the meeple gaming? Carcassonne! Which gets us into people blaming? Avalon! You want cards? A deckbuilder Try these games They all bewilder! Dominion, Ascension, Bohnanza, Alhambra, BSG, TI3 Bless my soul I have hit my goal I’m committed Still not done It’s been tons of fun I won’t quit it I wasn’t playing Like zero, zero Now my collection’s Full of Euros Playing these games is what I need From zero to Euro I like my Euros Let’s play some Euros Yes indeed